i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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