You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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