I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love having hate sex.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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