how can u be prego again
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
