And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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