I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
