How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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