its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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