There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
only you would photoshop your dick
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
