My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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