woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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