I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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