Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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