is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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