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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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