Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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