32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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