So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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