I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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