Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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