ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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