Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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