Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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