it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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