you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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