how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
