If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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