I think my fart just growled at me.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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