Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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