We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You have to summon your inner elephant
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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