Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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