is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
