did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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