So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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