Yo dont text me then not text me
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
