I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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