My sheets look like a crime scene.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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