I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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