nut hugger
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
cat food counts as protein by the way
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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