Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
love makes seman taste better
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
