oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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