So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
