Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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