I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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