actually, I'm a sock model
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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