is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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