Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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