Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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