the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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