I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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