just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
That accounts for only three of the penises
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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